What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.