What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.