What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.