What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush