What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.