What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.