Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs