Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.