Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.