Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.