Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.