How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku