How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.