Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.