What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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Molest them

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He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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A small medium at large.

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It lost its porpoise.

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They're snowed-en!

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again