What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)