Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
ABCD
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
Because deep down they're real nice
Bury a blonde.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
I can't gargle sand.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
A Carmen Sandy Eggo
The pancakes was flattered.
