Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Thanks for the gold!
not enough sand.
You can't gargle sand.
A joke.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Sandy ego.
He was a square.