Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
They don't like their vegetables.
He died.
Because deep down they're really good people.
Because of the sand which is there.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
A sic joke
A belchin waffle.
He was a square.