What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.