What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout