Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.