Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.