What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.