What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.