What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.