Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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