What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.