What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.