What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.