What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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I can't gargle sand.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.