What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.