What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Infinite Warfare Jokes More Infinite Warfare Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Hype Jokes More Hype Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.