What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Infinite Warfare Jokes More Infinite Warfare Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Hype Jokes More Hype Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.