Duty Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.