Duty Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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It doesn't sit well.

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Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen