Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.