Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!