Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)