What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.