What did the duck say to the policeman?

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.