What did the duck say to the policeman?

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.