You gotta catch Jamal
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Your under a vest
He shot it.
Pullover
It was a black one.
A policeman doing his duty!
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
At random.
A clop cop.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He saw a .
A fair cop !
Oh give it arrest.
Bacon.
CuNO3!
he was undercover *!*
Because he was an undercover cop
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
A search warren!
Because they sell more tickets!
I'll look into it."
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
Quack
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he always shoots the black one first.
He is in Spectre (Inspector)
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
Infidel.
A Mubarak
Guy: I don't remember.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Because she stole his heart
A cloud.
A: A statue of a dog!
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
cause she's a two-timin' four.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
