You gotta catch Jamal
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Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Your under a vest
He shot it.
Pullover
It was a black one.
A policeman doing his duty!
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
At random.
A clop cop.
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He saw a .
A fair cop !
Oh give it arrest.
Bacon.
CuNO3!
he was undercover *!*
Because he was an undercover cop
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A search warren!
Because they sell more tickets!
I'll look into it."
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
Quack
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he always shoots the black one first.
He is in Spectre (Inspector)
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
I have only my shelf to blame"
A "protest" apparently.
Alcoholics synonymous.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
Gotta go fast!"
Gotta go fast.
Infidel.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Throw from the plane
Because of the synths.
Hmm
