What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.