What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.