Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
At random.
No Kia
An optimast.
A tool box.
