What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan