What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.