What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan