Kia Jokes

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

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What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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