What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA