What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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