What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

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Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia