Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.