Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!