Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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