Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.