Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.