Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Allah Garden.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.