Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.