Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.