How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why are dead baby jokes so funny?

They never grow old.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.