How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.