How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.