How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston