How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork