How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston