How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston