How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!