What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!