What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!