Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.