Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Who was left?

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !