Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!