What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.