How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.