How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.