How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...