How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .