How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...