How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...