How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop