How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop