New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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The Salivation Army.

Americans Jokes More Americans Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

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Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.