New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Americans Jokes More Americans Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection