New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

Americans Jokes More Americans Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!