Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What's your first name?

Avoids

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?

In bark-lays bank !