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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!