Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.