Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.