I'm in light urn.'
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Cremate
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Because he was cremated
he was tired of coffin.
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
An Urn-ado.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because he urned it
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JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Because he had no attachments
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
So she could moan with the other XD
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
The cold never bothered them anyway......
You get mourning wood
A: They place flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave.
Because the Steaks are too high.
Mon, soon."
A couch can support a family
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
A: Because he's Haydn!
Because deep down, they're good people.
