Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Funeral Director Jokes More Funeral Director Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it