Why did the funeral director cover his ...

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it