What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.