What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".