What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one