What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.