Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.