What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer