Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Because it was ripped.
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Mental Abuse To Humans
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
America: Getting rid of u
