What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer