Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
To catch her false teeth.
He foamed at the mouth.
Isfaek.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
A: An account-ant.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
J
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
