What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too