What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What is white and 14 inches long?

Nothing.