A drummer!!!!!
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One composes, the other decomposes...
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
He was conducting.
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Homeless
Sound investments.
I'll be Bach.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
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Cher
A singer
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You pay for the pizza.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.
He got in treble.
A: Violists.
Drummers
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
I'll be Bach
Didn't wake up this morning..."
He got into treble.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Night manager at McDonalds.
An Algo-rhythm.
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
He castanet
An act of violins.
They start with 2 million.
A rock-czar
Drummers.
He always had treble finding his keys!
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Hee Lan To
May I have Eurasian plate?
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
Peaking duck!
Climaxing to middle schoolers.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.
Because he was Aminor
the guy likes his power chords too much.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
You take the pizza delivery sign off
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...