A drummer!!!!!
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One composes, the other decomposes...
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
He was conducting.
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Homeless
Sound investments.
I'll be Bach.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
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Cher
A singer
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You pay for the pizza.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.
He got in treble.
A: Violists.
Drummers
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
I'll be Bach
Didn't wake up this morning..."
He got into treble.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Night manager at McDonalds.
An Algo-rhythm.
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
He castanet
An act of violins.
They start with 2 million.
A rock-czar
Drummers.
He always had treble finding his keys!
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
They have no soul...
Garibaldi
Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
We'll have to rehearse that."
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Annette
Nailed it
You take the pizza delivery sign off
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Straight, No Chaser.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
You owe Eve an O.
They both turn "o" into "O".