What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.