Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.