What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.