What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)