What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out