What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !