What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out