What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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