What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.