What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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