What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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