What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Shred Tweet Jokes More Shred Tweet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.