What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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