What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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