What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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