What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's