What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.