Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
A communist party
Because all proper tea is theft.
Drops it like it's hot.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
To get to the other side.
I can't remember.
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
