Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.