Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.