Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.