Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.