Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft