Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!