Because proper tea is theft.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Because they hate french press.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
The USS Arrrrrr
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
