Because proper tea is theft.
Decap
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Silver Mullet
An ape-ricot sour!
not enough
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Because property is theft.
Because all proper tea is theft.