What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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